Very well. Please find attached client contact and rendezvous data.

-Global Network Administration

ATTCH: The WineGlass Private Beach Resort

Greetings, Delta.EXE

Indeed, The GNA is happy to facilitate matches between navigators seeking expanded support functions and clients currently able to furnish support cores as payment for service. We've assessed your data profile and matched you with a possible client who is able to offer a support core in payment for assistance. Please read the brief below.

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The profile brief is an audio clip dominated by a bright, perky voice with a relatively high pitch, though not enough to make it shrill or irritating.

"Alright, alright, I messed up, I know, I'll do things the proper way, I understand..." The voice drops into a muttering complaint for a moment. "Excuse me for trying to have a social life... how's a girl meant to- [REDACTED]" There's an obvious cut in the audio before it picks up again.

"Ahem. Okay, so, I can supply low to mid level recompense for assistance with a few small scouting matters and some viral containment. I need to head to the WineGlass Cove private resort, located in the Beach network, so expect sun, surf and fair weather. Probably.

Assistance shouldn't take more than a couple of hours at most, and I can offer cash, a couple of rarer chips, one or two standard upgrade parts (digital variants), a support core if the navi is capable of using it, or something else of roughly that reward grade, depending on what you need. Do really well and there might even be a fun bonus in it for you!" Despite the brief being audio only, you can practically hear the wink.

-Prosopopoeia.lapin

Please respond if this match is suitable for you, and we will forward the relevant contact details.

-Global Network Administration

we are pleased to know this is acceptable. The applicants have been notified of your acceptance and the relevant contact details have been forwarded. Best of luck with your case.

-Global Network Administration

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((That's fine; If you'd like to make a suitable homepage to represent where Torrent is currently housing HayWyre, the NPCs will meet you there))

Greetings Torrent.Exe!

We've assessed your case and matched you with a specialist whom we believe suites your situation. Please read the case response below. If you find it suitable, we can arrange meeting and communication.

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((the enclosed response clearly denotes two speakers, taking turns))
"Hungry but the food's no good, huh?"
"And leaving cast-offs too..."
"Poor fella, glad you told us about this one. Most folks'd hear virus and just blast first."
"Impatient buggers..."
"Look, we can't say exactly what the issue is, just from that, but I reckon we can sort it out if we have a good look. Sounds like a nasty problem though. Might need some specialist stuff, and that's usually costly to hire the muscle to get it..."
"Unless you're a capable type yerself?"
"Right, yeah, in that case, maybe a bit of fair exchange if that's what it needs."
"Sounds like we should come see your problem anyhow."
"If it suites you, of course. We'll come by where you're keeping the poor fella, and take a look, and then sort out a solution once we know more, sound good?"

- CareFilly & BoltColt

If this match up is acceptable please respond and we'll forward the relevant contact details.

-Global Network Adminsitration

The mission submission for this ticket has been reported as complete, with services rendered and rewards delivered directly.
The GNA acknowledges the successful mission completion credit to Jazz.Exe and Stephine. Thank you for your assistance.

Global Network Administration

The client has informed us that their request has been fulfilled successfully. Please accept the initial allotted compensation, as well as an extra gift from the client.

- GNA

[Attached: Support Program Core, 15000z, Contact Data: "Ezarith E."]

Due to high number of replies (mostly spam) and caching efficiency, we've filtered out the most relevant/highest-viewed responses:

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Yeah, plenty of crazy stuff here in the net, I keep hearing rumors about weird experiments from freakin' everyone! NetMafia, NetPolice... hell, even the smaller groups like the Blessers, FORFEIT, Terror Girls, and even the Neo Shogunate have some real freaks in their ranks. Did you know the NS has a literal GIANT? Not like that Escort lady (she could "escort" me, ifyaknowwhatI'msayin'), I mean a Navi dozens of feet tall.

Quote (XxXV1rus5l@yurrXxX)

Welcome to the Net, newbie. This ain't new.

Quote (NormNavi3352)

Not quite a parasite, but I did see a really strange-looking Metool in ACDC a few weeks ago. Really twitchy, had a glowing red eye, and was.... eating another virus. It fled as soon as I got close, and haven't seen it since.

Quote (TinFoilMan.EXE)

It's the GNA, Man! They're using the Mr. Progs to mentally neuter anyone who doesn't bow down to them! Check out these files and the documentary, also a link to my patronage site: <Malware detected, link removed. -GNA> The truth is out there!!!

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To not be as blunt as the others, you have only scratched the surface of how wild and cruel the Net can be. Be lucky you made it out in one piece. While I have your attention, have you seen this SP? <File titled "Nell.SP_screenshot" removed due to file size. -GNA>

Welcome to Internet City, Aisling. We have received a request we believe matches well to your posted skill-set. Please peruse the message, and reply back regarding whether you choose to accept it.

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Well hello~ there Aisling! I'm very pleased to be matched to your request, and do I ever have the perfect job for you!

So there's this party, you see. A real full gala-type ordeal: you've got your full formal requirement, invitation only, dancing and an emulated bar, money flying everywhere, shady security types at every exit...maybe even a couple of would-be cons running in the background! The guys who organised the shindig bought out a whole server bank to host it; it's ever so slightly a big deal. 

So, you have this massive party, right? Now imagine your father hosted it, in your honour. Imagine you're gonna have a whole mansion full of people making moves on you, wanting your time and attention, when you have your own friends you want to spend time with, and, perhaps, business of your own to attend to. You'd probably wish for, say, a convenient body-double that could pose for you for little bits while you slip off to do what you really wanted to do that night. 

You ahead of me yet? Yes, Aisling, I want this double to be you. We'll have a disguise prepared for your arrival, and I'll be in your ear the whole night, feeding you information. We'll swap places a couple of times, you take my place on the dance floor and so on while I slip away to run my errands, and we'll have you out of there in a jiffy. You will, of course, be compensated based on your performance, but I'm sure we can find a figure you're happy with.

Hoping to hear from you soon!
-Mortalea.EXE

-Global Network Administration

The NetPolice has been notified of your acceptance. You will meet their agent and your employer for debriefing at Vaccine Antiviral, a public homepage in Netopia Net. Direct hyperlinks have been provided below.

Thank you both for your service,
Global Network Administrator

<(Mission opening soon in NPC Homepages)>

Greetings, Tutoria and QuestMan, we've received a request we believe suitable for your skill-sets. Please confer on the matter and reply back anon. 

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We have been robbed! Truly, grand theft is the burden of all businessfolk of Netopia Net!

My associates and I run an experimental pharmaceutical company out of our laboratory. We're looking for any helpers willing to assist the NetPolice in the retrieval of some very important data samples, which have been stolen by a notorious thief known as RunningMan. He's as quick as his name might suggest and our on-site law enforcement needs help re-establishing his trail; ideal Navis would be adventurers willing to put up with a very necessary bit of ground-pounding, after which point we can resume the chase to get our samples back to safety! 

Calcinatio.EXE
Vaccine Antiviral

- Global Network Administrator