Things That Movies/Anime/Games Have Taught Us

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Quote (P.A. Master)

134. While they can survive an assassination attempt by an intergalactic "starman", alien bees are extremely weak to the weapon known as the fly swatter.

134b. They are also easy to mistake for dung beetles.
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139. if you fight an evil from the future named Gygas, PRAY, it will kill it with 8-9 prays.
140. KILL EVERY LITTLE THING YOU CAN, you get valuable EXP to get stronger.
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141. When you drop from a cliff, you never get to see yourself hit the ground and go splat.
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142. If your poodle is between a horde of zombies it is not wise to go there to get this poodle.

143. A Servbot mask is necessary when fighting zombies.
143b. A Megaman X helmet is good too.

144. You fall on your ass if you walk over a banana peel.
144b. Not even cars are resistant to this force.

145. Annie is not OK.

146. You've been struck by a smooth criminal. You just don't realize it yet.

147. Getting struck by a bullet means you die, unless you have regrets.

148. There is no challenge. Doctor Wily and Eggman are equally awesome.

149. Megaman was created to save little boys.

150. There is no such thing as 'ToonTown'. Stop looking for it.
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Quote (bluebasium911)

141. When you drop from a cliff, you never get to see yourself hit the ground and go splat.

141b. Never ending holes and man-eating giants included.
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151. The Mario theme song gets stuck in your head. Always.
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153. A cat is fine too.
153b. Unless said cat is not fine.
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Quote (bluebasium911)

151. The Mario theme song gets stuck in your head. Always.

151b. Although GaoGaiGai's theme song is usually more powerful.
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151c. Falling second only to Fish Fight.
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152: Lolis win.
153: Every teddy bear hugged by a loli is a pedobear.
154: Never trust a young pretty girl who takes you into some deserted place. Because when you're NOT looking, that bitch'll chunk you.
155: If a girl is cute, pretty, and NOT well endowed, she can probably kill you like you're dirt.
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Quote (Brother Arbalan)

154: Never trust a young pretty girl who takes you into some deserted place. Because when you're NOT looking, that bitch'll chunk you.

154b. This is usually done with a machete.

156. Chinese Martial Artists can defy all laws of physics, probably through using the laws of physics to defy themselves.
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157. Killing things makes you stronger.
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158. Even if a person wants you to get a book from the other side of the room for them, do it. It's probably the start of a long quest to get some rare item.

159. If you see a giant dismembered eye-ball that tells you to eat everyone, or a strange kid that does ... something to you, or get an e-mail that gives you a demon-summoning program, you're most likely in a Shin Megami Tensei game.
159b. While in said MegTen game, stay the fuck away from Mudo casters.

160. That experiment from a mad scientist will be likely to join your party, even if said experiment was just sick bestiality for the said mad scientist.
160b. The other subject in said experiment is likely to be a member of your party who gets kidnapped.

161. So long as you can't see a HP bar, you're invincible. The second one appears, however, get panicking. This doesn't apply if you got poisoned when the last HP bar appeared.
161b. The exception to this rule is when you're attacked by guns at point-blank range. Must be your brain that regenerates for you...

162. Zombie Onslaught? Just whip out those Phoenix Downs and get throwing.

163. Even if Potions are thrown at you, the pain from the glass in your face will disappear as your HP rise.
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164. NEVER piss off a sword wealding phycopath, they will stab you and you WILL die.
165. if you are only armed with music and creatures from another planet are attacking, DANCE! DANCE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DANCED BEFORE!
166. if you get a weapon that SOUNDS rare, go for something that DOESN'T sound rare, it most likely has better stats.
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167. The Government should invest in cheerleaders. They can stop meteorites.
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168: The best way to survive a long fall is to drop a healing potion at the apex of your descent.
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((>.< You'd break your balls on the glass.))
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((Then it would be healed. : D))

169. Viruses will become more intelligent when a new cyber age has come about.
169b. The only way to defeat these said viruses are risking the life of a human-like AI to kick their asses.

170. When you die and have committed heavy sins. You are reborn as a penguin that can explode. No exceptions.
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171. The Matrix has you.
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Quote (legoroy2)

((>.< You'd break your balls on the glass.))

((See rule 163))