Two Truths and a Lie

18 years ago
I do have a gay Christmas tree. And his name is Bernard. And I used to talk about a slime caveman that lived in the corner of my room like 1 year ago when I still was together with my ex. When I stopped talking about him, she wondered why and I said he was on a journey to see the world.

THEREFORE...

There really was only one lie.
18 years ago
uhh...okay.

More for me.

1. I have an Easy Button
2. I have 6 computers in my house.
3. I have a katana.
18 years ago
The easy button.

1. My mom gave easy buttons to all her co-workers
2. I lol'd at Shur's post
3. My bed is made right now.
18 years ago
WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!

I do have an easy button. All it does is say "that was easy" when you press it, though.

The answer is number 2. I don't have 6 computers. I have 7.

Not all of them work, though.

As for yours...I'll go for number 3.
18 years ago
WRONG! It is. I laughed silently at Shur's post.

18 years ago
....

1. I met George Harrison's sister
2. I'm terribly allergic to sushi
3. I'm not good at sports.
18 years ago
Vous...numero trois?
18 years ago
Well, I'll give.

1. I've never broken my legs, yet they are in near-constant pain.

2. The majority of my total articles of clothing are red.

3. My next-door neighbor is the same age as me, yet he is more perverted than Shuryou and yahiko combined.
18 years ago
3. Definitely. Not possible.
18 years ago
Wrong. Answer was #2. The majority is black.

I seriously do have a neighbor that is that pervy. No lies.
18 years ago
It obviously is a lie.
5 quotes that prove he's pervy. PM them.
IT DOES NOT EXIST!!!
18 years ago
1.i'm pure insanity
2.i watch yu-gi-oh every chance i get.
3.i killed chaney and revived him
18 years ago

Quote (yahiko9040)

Vous...numero trois?

WRONG! I'm not allergic to sushi.

I have, however, met George Harrison's sister, she was nice.
18 years ago
It's three in french.
"Go read a book or something".
Exactly, please do.
DS, I choose 3. Just because you're not cool enough.
18 years ago
1. I'm in medical school right now.
2. Operating is actually easier than it is on Trauma Center: Under The Knife.
3. In 8th grade, I stumbled upon some closet action...the two of them never forgave me for that one.
18 years ago
1. How would you get hold of a computer and get here anyway?
18 years ago
It's actually #3.

There's an invention called a laptop. It's very handy.
18 years ago
D'oh.

1. I try my best to gain respect here without being too stupid.
2. I have 3,000$ in my savings account.
3. I read 7 different mangas.
18 years ago
Two, most definetly. From your av, I can tell you like manga, and you seem to care a great deal about your standing here.

Alright, now to weave my own web of lies.

1. I live in two houses.
2. I aspire to become an archer.
3. I make a hobby of messing with peoples' heads.
18 years ago
#2.